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27 April 2010 @ 12:01 pm
Count your chickens!  
Not sure how many chickens to take to your next checkup or dental appointment? LowdenPlan.com to the rescue!

And while we're going back to the olden days, we can shoot buffalo and die of cholera, too! Yay!

Because it's either laugh or weep for humanity. Quit embarrassing blondes, Lowden!
 
 
 
Amy- ninja extraordinaire, bad monkey: Castle Indiana Jonesninjamonkey73 on April 27th, 2010 05:36 pm (UTC)
2166 chickens to give birth? Thank God I'm all done with that! How does one convey 2166 chickens to said appointment? Flatbed?

Edited at 2010-04-27 05:37 pm (UTC)
introverteintroverte on April 27th, 2010 10:03 pm (UTC)
I suppose we'll have to figure out the chicken-to-pig or -cow conversion rate.
lyrstzha: Cucumber Error: michaela0823lyrstzha on April 28th, 2010 06:24 am (UTC)
I'm pleased to see that I only need five chickens for my yearly flu shot. That's not too many for my dogs to herd into the doctor's office effectively. I may have to borrow extra dogs for my next gynecological checkup, though. Darn!
Amy- ninja extraordinaire, bad monkey: Castle Indiana Jonesninjamonkey73 on April 28th, 2010 01:01 pm (UTC)
I keep thinking about this bartering concept. Let's leave the livestock aside here and think about other goods and skills we can trade. Perhaps, somewhere, there is a fine physician who likes to read Battlestar fanfiction. I can trade those goods. Maybe they're old school and 'shipped Janeway and Chakotay on Voyager back in the day. I can hook that up. Heck, I've got a Castle/Beckett thing brewing that I could hammer out for, maybe an annual checkup in trade?

I can also supply very angsty poetry when necessary. Well, and I'm handy with tools. :)

Edited at 2010-04-28 01:02 pm (UTC)