Daisy is in heat, as I've previously mentioned. I kept thinking that there ought to be some way to calm her down, even if only for a short period, so that I might keep my sanity. I even theorized some off-color possibilities, joking.

vettecat asked whether the heat might not be short-lived. In searching for the answer to that question, I found out that there are, in fact, ways. (Warning: Not for the squeamish ... or pet-prudish!)

Ew ew ew ew ew ...