This morning, after my shower, I knocked a shampoo bottle over. I use a bath glove, and I drape it over a shampoo bottle to dry when I'm done, so when I knocked over the bottle, the glove fell to the floor of the shower. I looked down and saw that the glove was giving me a perfect sign language "I love you" -- thumb, index finger, and small finger fully extended; middle two fingers folded down into the palm. (I thought maybe it was giving me metal horns, but
They feel like omens, but for what? That I'm about to meet the zombie of my dreams?