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13 February 2006 @ 12:32 pm
Purple  
Ingredients:
1 Sci-fi noir detective parody (such as Gun, with Occasional Music)
(Up to 4 other surrealistic sci-fi novels, to taste)
1 "modern Nancy Drew" mystery movie on ABC Family (sorority subplot flavor)
1 episode "Whose Line Is It Anyway" (Ryan Stiles in Braveheart skit flavor)

Preparation:
Combine ingredients in brain; mix thoroughly.

Serve overheated:
He played the dames like bagpipes: He squeezed them hard, and what he heard wasn't pretty.