michelel72 (michelel72) wrote,
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Drastic remodeling measures

According to the [Attleboro, MA] Sun Chronicle:
A car struck a house on Maple Street near Day Street this morning, causing significant damage but not rendering the house inhabitable.
I must say I'm impressed. If the house is so dire that ramming a car into it was even considered a viable remodeling strategy ....

Then again, this is a paper that invariably reports people pleading "innocent" in court rather than merely "not guilty", so they may be engaging in another bit of world-building. Ain't it jes' so charmin' an' colorful an' quirky?
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