Some people on my flist have silly or quirky conversations amongst their family and friends. My household tends to sound more like the following:

Kittens: ::gambol::
Jasper: ::NOM::
Kitten: Squeak!
Me: Hey! No! Just because the baby's head can fit in your mouth doesn't mean it should!
Kitten: ::gambols away::
Jasper: ::sulks::

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