Since these are supposed to end up the parents of Jennifer Keller ... um. Yeah.
So now she's Anne Lundquist. Which just doesn't feel right for this character.
(Yes, yes, I know, people end up with pun-inspiring names all the time, but given the tone of the piece, I don't think it would work. I definitely don't want to set up that false allusion. In other news, if anyone has suggestions for names for Jennifer's parents, I'm all ears ....)