(Scene: Coworker "J" and I buy the ziti from the cafeteria. J declines when the server asks if she wants the "potatoes", while I request both sides. Later ...)

Me: Hey, J, I don't think these are potatoes. I think it's actually polenta [cubes].
J: She even called it potatoes.
Me: Potatoes? THIS! IS! POLENTAAAAAA!


Mmmm, polenta ....

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